Hey. I'm Vincent!
And I ❤️ to... FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
in the 7th grade i was so desperate for a boyfriend that i asked out 6 guys over facebook, all on the same day
and they all rejected me
here are some of the responses
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
Seventy Times 7 - Brand New
be cool & don’t repost or steal this, these are my own photos.
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”