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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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(Source: guy, via supnikita)

dumbkawaii:

dumbkawaii:

in the 7th grade i was so desperate for a boyfriend that i asked out 6 guys over facebook, all on the same day

and they all rejected me 

here are some of the responses

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(via cokeproblem)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via wiitchbiitch)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via would-you-suck-my-clit-if-i)

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen, via wiitchbiitch)

waluiqi:

honestly me as hell tbh

(via cutebiche)

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via wiitchbiitch)

f41rmount:

Seventy Times 7 - Brand New
be cool & don’t repost or steal this, these are my own photos.

(via wiitchbiitch)

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via sintire)

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